"Watch... I'll take my hat off... look at my thin skull and aged skin... turn the lights out, go ahead... you can watch my synapses firing... it's like a disco in my head!"

Vic: this room is TOO HOT
Jen: mine is too cold
Jen: maybe gary's is just right. :P
Vic: ROTFL!!!!!
Vic: thank you, mama bear

Poor Ozzy.

HELLYCOPTER

"sfdodsfoperierprkmretporem itss a bird itss a plane itss a hellycopter.... with ozzy osbourne insideofit... mmbop now its mine.... Jay Mohr is a Jew."

Me when I'm woken up before 12 noon. :P

Jen: WTF is flying over my house and causing the windows to shake??
Vic: my big cock, jen
Vic: LOL.
Jen: ROTFL!!
Jen: BLOG THAT
Jen: LMAO

from an AIM conversation with my friend Mark...
Jen: I want to be a knight at Medieval Times
Jen: I also want a pet seahorse
Mark: LOL
Jen: God, I'm weird
Mark: that's right

"The hills are alive with the sound OF music."

this is what the children in my town look like. :P

mmmm... I just had my 1000 milligram dose of ibuproferon... on an empty stomach.... such a picture of health am I. Did that make sense?

I'm posting this from AIM.... just put "blogbot" on your buddy list and type "/help" to find out the instructions... this rocks!!

::threatens you with a voodoo doll::

::watches you trip and shrieks and giggles like the mad queen he is, in response::

::backs away slowly, then runs away at full speed::

What do you *think* is up there? I save cold, HARD cash for real men. (LOL. I can't believe I just said that OR that i'm blogging it up.)

um, can you just write me a check instead?

I've hidden it up Kermit's ass. Go and get it, Jen. If you dare.

Where's my prize money?? :P

LOL. Congrats, you've actually managed to gross me out, Jen. Ewwwwww. I give up, you win.

Vic and Mr. Williams
Sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage....
You're happy at first but then things go downhill
Then comes a lot of pain and suffering followed by a bitter divorce and then you just die all alone at a very old age.
I'm sorry, am I sounding bitter?

And yet you ask. Francine's art teacher told me. He knows ALL about puppet sex.

I'm afraid to ask exactly how YOU know that.

Little strings and lots of Ms. Piggy love, Jen.

you want to talk sick and wrong... I have images of Kermit the Frog on stage discussing how his penis works.

We should go then! Someone pick a date. I'd pick one, but it always gets shot down. :P

You know, the words "rent," "stomp," "vagina," and "penis" don't belong together in the same post. It's sick and wrong!

I would LOVE to see RENT, STOMP, or The Vagina Monologues...... but for some reason the Puppetry of the Penis intrigues me. Wouldn't it be awful if it was a Jim Henson production?

Speaking of performances, I say next time we have a VGJ (or VG or GJ or JV or ABCDEFG) day, we go to TKTS in the city and just pick something to go see. Sure, we'll have no idea what's on sale till we get there, but tickets are 50-75% off and consider this list of stuff that was on sale two weeks ago (with the stuff I don't care about conveniently and selfishly removed :P) : 42nd Street, Contact, The Full Monty, Les Miserables, and RENT. And Off Broadway, there was (no link cause I'm too lazy to find these): Eat The Runt, Naked Boys Singing, something called Puppetry of the Penis, STOMP, The Vagina Monologues, and Tick, Tick... Boom! . I need me some theater :)

Oooh.... The Paperboys are going to be in Montclair on the 19th of April next year. Sure that's just over six months from now, but oooooh, anyway.

Jen: OMG I had a fucked up dream last night
Vic: oh?
Jen: I was in a loony bin cell with Hannibal Lecter and Angelina Jolie's character from "Girl, Interrupted"...
Jen: we just kept going "I'll never teeeeeeeell" sort of like the budweiser frogs
Jen: that was the whole dream
Vic: ROTFL!

AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! I WANNA GO!!!! PLEASE!?!?!

It's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I first saw you
And it's been awhile
Since I could stand on my own two feet again
And it's been awhile
Since I could call you
And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means
And it's been awhile
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted
And it's been awhile
Since I could say I love myself as well
And it's been awhile
Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do
And it's been awhile
But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you
And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered,
I've gone and fucked things up again, again....
Why must I feel this way
Just make this go away,
Just one more peaceful day
And it's been awhile
Since I could look at myself straight
And it's been awhile
Since I said I'm sorry
And it's been awhile
Since I've seen the way
The candles light your face
And it's been awhile
But I can still remember just the way you taste
And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem to be
I know it's me
I cannot blame this on my father
He did the best he could for me
It's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile since I said
I'm sorry

And BTW.... I didn't fail American Civ... I got a B... and it wasn't even on a curve... thank you, Lord. :P

Vic: quack
Jen: baa
Vic: maa. (goat, and different from a sheep's maa)
Jen: LOL
Jen: neigh
Vic: woof
Jen: meow
Vic: peep
Jen: tweet
Vic: heehaw
Jen: cockle doodle doo
Vic: um.
Vic: i give up.
Vic: you win.
Jen: LOL! yay! And jen wins this round of Barnyard Wars!! ::victory music plays::
Vic: ROTFL!!!!
Vic: :-)

I SOOOOOO just failed my American Civ exam. Well, I might have gotten a D, but that's doubtful. Because I am a great big failure. Yay. ::curls up into a little ball and dies::