I quote a comment to an entry on Joe. My. God. and off we go:

Vic: "I don't see how this is seen as a small step. I think this is huge. And quite frankly, I don't care if the state senate calls it Fudgepacker Matchup. Since it has ALL the same rights and privileges as traditional marriage, it is the same. You can call it a jumper or a sweater, it's still knitted, goes over your torso and keeps you warm in the winter." *snort* now THAT'S a name.
Jen: LOL! wow.
Vic: That also sounds like the name of a really awesome gameshow.
Jen: one you should totally create
Vic: lol
Vic: oh god.
Vic: um... i don't even know what sort of a gameshow it would be, though
Jen: lol, then you have a lot of work to do!
Vic: lol
Vic: hmm.... or it could be a board game...
Jen: lol.
Vic: like a memory type game where you match up the guys.
Vic: LOL.
Vic: Player 1: "He likes leather. He likes opera. Aww. No match. Your turn!" Player 2:"He enjoys looking down on others. He's a narcissist. Yay! Fudgepacker Matchup! I go again!"

Vic: jen did math... i wonder if the earth is about to explode.
Jen: jen has a quicklink on her keyboard to her calculator. :P
Vic: that'll work too.
Vic: that's what i did. sadly.
Jen: lol.
Vic: and then the earth exploded, anyway. fortunately, it was a small explosion, more like a fart, really, and the only casualty was a tree and the green elf within it.
Jen: LOL!
Jen: blog that

Jen: [Link to picture on IMDB]
Vic: ooooh
Jen: there should be a stipulation in his contract that he is only allowed to be photographed topless.
Vic: lol
Vic: and one that i get to lick his nipples every time he is. :P
Jen: LOL
Vic: i'm just saying
Jen: dammit, what do *I* get to lick, then?
Vic: ROFL
Jen: don't answer that.

Jen: lol. let's start our own company
Vic: ok, i'll be a 'ho... you can be my pimp... i'll totally rake in a quarter or two.

Via a text message:

Jen: So I'm browsing Target's website looking at Halloween costumes, and I notice their sizing thing says plus sizes go UP TO a Size 12. On what planet do plus sizes END at Size 12?

Meli: On Planet Anorexia in the Skeletal Star System.

After watching this video:

Vic: i want he-man's abs.
Jen: I want she-ra's boobs.

Re: This image from a vintage ad archive.

Vic: It's like straight out of the Jeffrey Dahmer cookbook or something.