Gary: LOL..I so want a dominos commercial that's just. "We make pizza, fuckers. So order if you know what's good for you."
Gary: no people, no actors...just a black screen, white letters, a a pizza graphic spinning

Vic: LOL. WHAT THE HELL.
Jen: LOL. hm?
Vic: TV ad for deodorant:
Jen: lol, great
Vic: Guy: "What I like about women is that they don't sweat. And they don't smell like a guy [random stuff about how this deodorant is made for men while women paw at him.]"
Jen: LOL... ah.... he must not be a resident of planet reality
Vic: lol
Jen: he should take a whiff of my armpit
Jen: I really hope that's the last time I EVER say that again.
Vic: ROFL!!!
Vic: *dies*
Jen: LOL
Jen: whoo

Dear RWS,

I still love you. I know we haven't posted here in a long time, but we haven't forgotten about you. And no, we're not cheating on you with Livejournal. Promise.

Love,

Jen

Jen: how goes it, foo'?
Jen: wouldn't it be funny if I talked like Mr. T for a week?
Mark: :-) you should
Mark: it always makes my job more fun
Jen: LOL
Jen: wow I'm weird
Mark: I pity the fool that dont upgrade to windows service pack2!!!!
Jen: LOL

Crossposted to my journal:

Mark: how goes your day?
Jen: same old bullshit
Jen: i need to trade in this life
Mark: for a new one? :-P
Mark: like with cars:-)
Jen: I'd take a toaster oven at this point
Mark: thats a boring life
Jen: dude
Mark: bread goes in, toast comes out
Mark: bread goes in, toast comes out
Mark: fork goes in, someone's kid screams :-D i guess it would have its perks
Jen: I'd taking "boring" over "everything being an uphill battle and consistently getting shit on by life" any day
Jen: LOL
Jen: see
Jen: I was meant to be a toaster oven
Jen: .......and that's perhaps one of the most disturbing things I've ever said
Mark: LOL
Mark: blog that :-)

Gary in an IM, summarizing quite well what makes NetHack so cool:

"to me..the appeal of the game is that like...every other game in the word is built so that you you're meant to get to the end, beat it and win..while this game is like...uhhhhhhhno, fuck you"

Jen: why is it 85 degrees out?
Gary: the atmosphere and the sun combine together to trap heat next to the planet
Jen: but it snowed 8 inches last week
Gary: the atmosphere and the sun were drunk on tequila that week
Jen: LOL ah

Jen: I hated the wallpaper in my old room
Mark: why?
Jen: because it didnt have flowers on it...
Mark: the fungus/bloodspatter pattern is rather quaint :-)
Jen: it had weeds on crack on a paisley pattern
Mark: mmm paisley
Jen: it was the 70s when my parents picked it out
Jen: they were probably on drugs
Mark: and everyone was on drugs that decade
Mark: lol
Mark: beat me to it
Jen: lol
Mark: we rck :-)
Mark: rock
Jen: :-D
Mark: wonder twin powers, activate! FORM: A COMPLETE SENTENCE!!

So I [Jen] am reading The History of the Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire for my Political Science class. For those that don't know, this book is 700 pages long (and that's just the condensed version) and was written in the 1700s in that god-awful antiquated, flowery language. Due to my sheer hatred for this book, I tend to leave my reading assignments for the night before they're due, and somehow in that night read and summarize 150-200 pages of this crap.

Jen: *rewrites Roman history again*
Vic: AGAIN
Jen: lol. after tonight, I only have roughly 100 pages left to read & summarize.
Jen: I'm still trying to figure out how I'm getting A's and B's on these things..
Jen: my classmates must be doing AWFUL
Vic: How long were these Romans chugging along? Isn't it about time for the big meteor to hit the Yucatan Peninsula and make them all extinct
Vic: :P
Jen: i'm in 530 AD
Vic: blah
Jen: Goths are trying to take Rome from Belisarius
Jen: *pictures Goths dressed in the latest from Hot Topic marching through Italy*
Vic: Aren't they always.
Vic: LOL!
Jen: "and after Dark Raven slayed Belisarius, he wrote a poem about how the war, while necessary, made him want to slit his wrists."
Vic: ROFL

On our Winamp playlists:

Vic: *plays "like a virgin"*
Jen: lol
Jen: i'm playing "hell"
Vic: LOL!

I just thought I'm pimp our LiveJournals, since I know there are some (not many, but some) people who actually read this blog:
Jen's LiveJournal
Vic's LiveJournal
Gary's LiveJournal

Comment of the night
Jen: LOL... it's 4am... I'm discussing gay men, boobs, and jello.
Jen: this is my life.

Jen, on trying to find a Home Depot:

Jen: LOL... dammit...
Jen: central jersey triangle of uncivilization strikes again
Jen: click here
Jen: searching for home depots

Hey! I'm Caitlin. I Loveee playin Basketball. It's sorta my life :-). Umm, I also like to hang out with all my close friends and things like that. Youth Group is a biggg part of my life and so is God. :-). Well, I guess that about raps up me, have fun lookin at my life, lol. ! peace !
I wish I had the power to just sigh "dead!" and make people disappear.

Gary: Poor Hannibal...so misunderstood
Vic: Yes, doesn't EVERYONE want to eat Ray Liotta's brain?

Jen: dude
Jen: where did this snow come from?
Mark: nebraska
Mark: thats where snow is harvested
Jen: fuck nebraska
Mark: before it's shipped to the 48 continental states
Mark: alaska makes its own
Mark: and snow is illegal in hawaii by ancient hawaiian rule

While watching Miracles:
Vic: yay! the little dead girl is back!
Gary: *makes lots of celebratory noise* Congratulations Vic, you've discovered the most rarely used sentence in the English language! You win!

Jen: *listens to a song called "Seek And Destroy"*
Jen: this is going to be blasting on my radio when I'm driving around in my car picking people off at random with my highpowered rifle in a few years
Gary: LOL..cool..it'll look good on a documentary too

I need to rant somewhere, and this is just as good a place as any...
Metallica, one of my favorite favorite FAVORITE bands is not only releasing a new album in June but also going on tour this summer!!!! Their Summer Sanitarium 2003 tour features Metallica (duh), Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and I think Mudvayne and Deftones as well. And they have stops in both New York and Philly listed. Tickets go on sale Feb. 22nd. Someone buy me a ticket!!! AHHH!!! Why must my financial situation get even shittier when so many wonderful things are happening?!?! I WANNA GOOOOOOOOO! Heh.. in celebration of this announcement, the four rock radio stations I listen to have been playing Metallica all night long. This rocks. Who wants to come with me? Buy my ticket? I'll pay you back! I swear! Sigh.

[ rant ] GODDAMMIT! Special message to all you assholes who run to the doctor demanding antibiotics everytime you get a GODDAMN COLD... If I read about one more of you fuckers and your quest for antibiotics to treat colds and flus I will kill you all. You're only helping to promote antibiotic resistance, which means that one day we'll all be infected by a superbacteria that cannot be destroyed with any of our antibiotics. VIRUSES cannot be helped by antibiotic medication; ABs treat bacterial infections ONLY. Viral infections must run their course and can only be treated symptomatically. Why might you feel better after taking antibiotics when you have a virus? By the time you reach the point where the medication should be kicking in, the virus is already on its way out of your body. So do the entire fucking human species a favor (and this goes for asshole doctors who prescibe ABs just to shut up their asshole patients): stop requesting antibiotics and treat your freaking symptoms! And next time, try building up your immune system so you reduce the chance of getting sick in the first place. Don't believe me? From the CDC website, and I quote: "Widespread use of antibiotics promotes the spread of antibiotic resistance. While antibiotics should be used to treat bacterial infections, they are not effective against viral infections like the common cold, most sore throats, and the flu." [ /rant ]

Melissa on Telenovelas
Meli: and wouldn't it be about a bitch that the apocolypse came just before the last episode of several novelas?
Meli: so many angry hispanic souls roaming the plains
Meli: and yours
Vic: ROTFL!!!

Jen: man it is freaking COLD
Gary: yah, it's really brr..they had to come in and fix (again) the heat in the office.. there was like something wrong in the ceiling..and the sprinklers are frozen over...so if there's a fire..we're all going to die..
Jen: lol great
Gary: the pipes are going to burst..and flood the place..so if we don't burn to death, we will all drown
Jen: ahhh, that's my little Gary Sunshine
Gary: LOL!!

Vic: molly ringwald in cabaret... first it was john stamos, now it's molly
Jen: LOL yay
Vic: is cabaret the large intestines of broadway or something?
Jen: ROTFL!!!!
Jen: oh christ... having chest pains

Vic: *visits the state sex offender registry for shits and giggles*
Jen: LOL, i did that too
Vic: yay. 41 matches... why couldn't they sort them by city
Vic: and it would be nice to sort by crime.
Vic: "ACCOSTED TEENAGE GIRL WALKING ALONE. FORCED HER INTO HIS CAR. USED KNIFE AND THREATS. "
Jen: lovely
Jen: lol. 10 offenders in my county
Vic: :P
Vic: oh, look. one with my birthday
Jen: LOL
Vic: not the same year, though
Vic: "BEFRIENDS YOUNG GIRLS IN NEIGHBORHOOD. LURES THEM INTO HIS GARAGE "
Jen: we sound like we're talking about trading cards
Vic: LOL!
Vic: OMG! what a great idea for a sick game!
Jen: LOL!!
Jen: NJ SEX OFFENDERS- gotta catch 'em all!
Vic: LOL
Vic: I play the "Hard Liquor" card on my Level 3 Rapist, which powers up all assaults against females under 30, but prevents me from playing the "Cool Car" card.
Jen: ROTFL!!!
Jen: oh god now i have to blog this
Vic: LOL :-)
Jen: as soon as i finish vomiting with glee
Vic: LOL! whoo!