Conversation with Josh this morning or late last night... whatever :) :

Josh: There were 3 deer on my lawn tonight. They'd walked across the (really big) lake on the ice from the woods and found themselves stranded in urban jungle (+an). My friends and I scared them off in the right direction (back toward the lake). But knowing my luck they probably came back and got run over or something.
Vic: aww
Josh: It was crazy. I got a pic and am gonna try to get it in a local paper.
Josh: i've had good luck with that sort of thing
Josh: ever since penthouse took my pics of your mom.
Vic: "local fag saves deer"
Josh: "local fag sends mail bomb to jersey fag"
Josh: (note to FBI: that was a joke)
Vic: "jersey fag haunts local fag in ghost form"
Josh: Madison, WI (AP) ....but he failed to be creative in his haunting, opting instead for the tried and true haunting techniques which, though not artistically offensive, lacked the necessary creativity and originality to allow this ghost-haunting reviewer to give this ghost more than a B-.
Vic: LOL. ::nearly falls out of his chair::
Josh: oh yeah! Whose yer daddy.
Josh: "you are, Joshy! You are."
Vic: LOL

::Vic discusses the episode of Seventh Heaven that he is watching::
Vic: GROAN. the camdens are sharing their feelings about religious intolerance a la afterschool special... they're acting as if this is so unusual. :P
Jen: how can you watch that show without punching the TV?
Vic: ::drinks a morphine cocktail::
Vic: that's how
Jen: LOL

Jen and her friend Mark discussing the level of stupidity among world population
Mark: wow... i had 2 thoughts, almost at the same time, one only slightly after the other
Mark: the second one, being shorter and easier to express, is that i am a nazi
Mark: the first - which leads to the second - is that I want to find a way to convert stupid people into fuel
Jen: LOL!

Jen: (discussing the class "serial killers" which she is taking this semester) LOL.... i wish my parents would ask me what I learned in school today so I could tell them that I learned all the similarities and differences between Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Ted Bundy today
Gary: you're a sick sick girl :P

Why is this news????????????????????????????
Fashion Giant Armani Says He's Sick of Luxury

And now for today's factoid of the day:
The lead singer of the band Filter (a band which has had a few songs on various X-Files soundtracks) is Richard Patrick.... brother to Robert Patrick, the actor who plays Agent John Doggett on X-Files.

Gary and Vic while trying to scarf down barely edible Burger King food tonight:

Gary: "You have to eat at least half or they win!!!"
Vic: "Oh, gawd. I think the mozzarella sticks are expanding in my mouth. I keep swallowing and my mouth is still full!"
Gary: "That's how they keep you from winning!"

Meli & Jen on the passing of Dave Thomas, the founder of our favorite fast food chain:
Meli: *Jaw drops*
Meli: OMG
Jen: hm?
Meli: Top stories - ADVERTISEMENT - COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Dave Thomas, the portly pitchman whose homespun ads built Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers into one of the world's most successful fast-food franchises, has died. He was 69.
Jen: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jen: NO!!
Jen: NO!!!!!!
Meli: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT
Jen: NO!!!
Jen: WTF
Jen: thank you god
Jen: couldnt you make ronald mcdonald die instead?
Jen: motherfucker I cant believe that
Meli: OMG
Jen: and before I got him to build a wendy's in my town, too
Meli: it seems he was undergoing dialysis for quite some time
Meli: triple bypass surgery some years ago
Meli: Damn
Meli: poor thing!
Jen: LOL...
Meli: huh?
Jen: we sound like we're mourning the death of our close family member
Meli: How horrible!
Jen: wow.... I never realized how much i love wendys til i didnt have it
Jen: poor dave
Meli: REally
Meli: Well I gotta go relax I feel like shit
Meli: Gonna watch cheers
Jen: heh ok
Meli: I CAN'T BELIEVE DAVE IS DEAD
Jen: neither can i
Meli: I also can't believe I'm now in the mood for a Jr. Bacon CHeeseburger!!!!!
Jen: LOL you know? I want some chili
Meli: ME TOO
Jen: but I aint driving 20 miles for it
Meli: mmmmmmmmmmm fries with cheesesauce
Meli: nuggets with bbq sauce!!!! GAWD!
Jen: grilled chicken salad
Jen: oh how I miss thee
Meli: GOOD BYE!! LoL **Flutters away**
Meli: MMMMMMMMMMMM BREADSTICK
Jen: goodnite
Meli: OMG CHEDDAR BBQ WiTH ONIONS
Meli: HOLY FUCK
Meli: BYE!!!!!!!!!
Jen: LOL bye
Meli: **ZOOMS AWAY**

Dear anyone who has wandered over to RWS from my site, Nevermore:

Hi. I apologize for my lack of updates. This is not because I have nothing to write; no, unfortunately my account with stupid fucking ghetto ass motherfucking Brinkster is mysteriously unavailable and I haven't been able to log into my file manager to update. I apologize again.... go write some nasty e-mails to Brinkster and tell them you want your Nevermore!

Slowly getting ready to send a horse's head covered in a mysterious white powder to Brinkster,
Jen

Vic: oh! did i tell you the pastry story? it's more like a comment then a story.
Gary: LOL...I just felt a pang of grief at the idea of my day's highlights including such fantastic events as the pastry story...

"Norton's idea of a Polar Bear Club is throwing old people into ice cold water and harpooning them." --O&A

Gary: ok..I've been home for a good half hour now...and I turned the heat on when I came home...and it's still 68...
Vic: burn a christian to warm up the house... faster and more efficient
Gary: the smell is rather unpleasant though :P
Vic: true, true... though i find keeping citrus fruit around tends to clear that up rather well

And Jen reveals her masochistic streak.

"I would love to have my ribs crushed by those arms." -Jen

ow, my head hurts.