Wednesday, February 27, 2002
Wednesday, February 20, 2002
Jen: ...the books i use for homework this semester
Vic: LOL... criminalistics? is that by l. ron hubbard?
Jen: LOL!!
Vic: "serial murders and their victims: a scrapbook"
Jen: ROTFL
Vic: "serial murders and their victims: a coloring book"
Jen: You, my friend, are in rare form tonight
Jen: ROTFL!!!
Vic: "serial murders and their victims: an activity guide".....
Jen: LOL!! ::feels her internal organs shifting::
Vic: "jeffrey dahmer is chasing you through the maze! can you find a path from 'start' to 'finish' that passes through the three dismembered limbs in trash bags without doubling back? answers, page 34"
Jen: ROTFLMMFAO
Vic: "john wayne gacy is going to a birthday party! can you find the 'funny nose', 'big shoes', 'clown makeup' and the other 17 phrases he's hidden in this word search? answers, page 35"
Jen: ...........................................................................
Jen: ::just hit the floor::
Vic: ROTFL!!!!
Vic: YAY!
Vic: LOL... criminalistics? is that by l. ron hubbard?
Jen: LOL!!
Vic: "serial murders and their victims: a scrapbook"
Jen: ROTFL
Vic: "serial murders and their victims: a coloring book"
Jen: You, my friend, are in rare form tonight
Jen: ROTFL!!!
Vic: "serial murders and their victims: an activity guide".....
Jen: LOL!! ::feels her internal organs shifting::
Vic: "jeffrey dahmer is chasing you through the maze! can you find a path from 'start' to 'finish' that passes through the three dismembered limbs in trash bags without doubling back? answers, page 34"
Jen: ROTFLMMFAO
Vic: "john wayne gacy is going to a birthday party! can you find the 'funny nose', 'big shoes', 'clown makeup' and the other 17 phrases he's hidden in this word search? answers, page 35"
Jen: ...........................................................................
Jen: ::just hit the floor::
Vic: ROTFL!!!!
Vic: YAY!
Tuesday, February 19, 2002
Vic: and in my software engineering class (i.e. how to a group project 101 for programmers), my partners haven't been to class in a week
Vic: i have this frightened feeling that they both dropped the course
Jen: ugh
Vic: LOL. it's what i would have done if it wasn't for the fact that would drop me to 11 credits, .5 less than the required minimum per semester at rutgers college.
Jen: can't you take some silly class, like Pretending You're A Tree class?
Vic: LOL
Jen: "Today we're going to be evergreens, class."
Vic: ROTFL!
Jen: "Did everyone bring their pine-scented airfresheners?"
Vic: "Damn... Jen, did you take notes on the oak lecture?"
Jen: LMAO
Vic: "Rustle, class!! I don't see enough rustling!!"
Jen: LOL!!!!!!
Jen: "Alright.... who brought the lit cigarette into class? Don't you know? Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"
Vic: LOL!!!!
Vic: "Pop Quiz! What is the best thing about trees?"
Vic: "they're tall?"
Vic: prof: "No, I'm sorry... I was looking for leafy. Good guess, though!"
Jen: LOL
Jen: LOL :: pictures Pretending You're A Tree class's version of school shootings ::
Vic: ROTFL!
Vic: this should be good.
Jen: someone walks in with a chainsaw
Jen: ::grin::
Vic: LOL!
Jen: "This is for every sapling that was ever made fun of by you stupid Redwoods!"
Vic: OMG! BRANCHES EVERYWHERE! OH, THE HUMANITY... er... treeosity!
Vic: i have this frightened feeling that they both dropped the course
Jen: ugh
Vic: LOL. it's what i would have done if it wasn't for the fact that would drop me to 11 credits, .5 less than the required minimum per semester at rutgers college.
Jen: can't you take some silly class, like Pretending You're A Tree class?
Vic: LOL
Jen: "Today we're going to be evergreens, class."
Vic: ROTFL!
Jen: "Did everyone bring their pine-scented airfresheners?"
Vic: "Damn... Jen, did you take notes on the oak lecture?"
Jen: LMAO
Vic: "Rustle, class!! I don't see enough rustling!!"
Jen: LOL!!!!!!
Jen: "Alright.... who brought the lit cigarette into class? Don't you know? Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"
Vic: LOL!!!!
Vic: "Pop Quiz! What is the best thing about trees?"
Vic: "they're tall?"
Vic: prof: "No, I'm sorry... I was looking for leafy. Good guess, though!"
Jen: LOL
Jen: LOL :: pictures Pretending You're A Tree class's version of school shootings ::
Vic: ROTFL!
Vic: this should be good.
Jen: someone walks in with a chainsaw
Jen: ::grin::
Vic: LOL!
Jen: "This is for every sapling that was ever made fun of by you stupid Redwoods!"
Vic: OMG! BRANCHES EVERYWHERE! OH, THE HUMANITY... er... treeosity!
Tuesday, February 12, 2002
Saturday, February 09, 2002
Jen pretends to choke and die, then Vic insists that she haunt some people for him. Then Jen's brain somehow instantly dreams up the following sequence of events...
Jen: we made a pact that the one of us with the best chance for happiness would live and the other one would die and become a ghost to help the other person, so I killed myself and haunted people for you, whether it be to find an exam answer key, haunt cute boys and report back to you, cause mischief (like tipping over potted plants) or help you out with sticky situations (like change red traffic lights to green when you're late for school).... LOL, then some hollywood producer finds out about us and makes a TV show about us starring ourselves... I'm translucent and you're you... our theme song is some goofy 70s song and a shot of us walking arm&arm into the sunset. LOL .... then some lawyers for the creator of Casper come and sue us.... we go to trial but my wacky courtroom antics amuse everyone so much that the Casper people and the judge decide they love us too much to sue.
Jen: we made a pact that the one of us with the best chance for happiness would live and the other one would die and become a ghost to help the other person, so I killed myself and haunted people for you, whether it be to find an exam answer key, haunt cute boys and report back to you, cause mischief (like tipping over potted plants) or help you out with sticky situations (like change red traffic lights to green when you're late for school).... LOL, then some hollywood producer finds out about us and makes a TV show about us starring ourselves... I'm translucent and you're you... our theme song is some goofy 70s song and a shot of us walking arm&arm into the sunset. LOL .... then some lawyers for the creator of Casper come and sue us.... we go to trial but my wacky courtroom antics amuse everyone so much that the Casper people and the judge decide they love us too much to sue.
Thursday, February 07, 2002
Wednesday, February 06, 2002
Sunday, February 03, 2002
Vic: "PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - More than 400 Cambodians were left homeless when a roasted cat caught fire, sending flames shooting through a village of wooden shacks, police said Thursday."
Jen: O.O
Vic: it's really tragic, but at the same time i find myself trying to stifle a giggle.
Jen: funny, I feel the same way about the Britney Spears Pepsi commercial that's airing now
Vic: LOL
Jen: O.O
Vic: it's really tragic, but at the same time i find myself trying to stifle a giggle.
Jen: funny, I feel the same way about the Britney Spears Pepsi commercial that's airing now
Vic: LOL
Friday, February 01, 2002
Jen: heh, dont worry, he will NEVER win
Meli: yes
Meli: because if he does
Meli: I'll have to
Meli: do things to your skins
Jen: if he does, I'll slit my wrists
Jen: LOL
Meli: gawdamn these greedy ppl on kazaa
Meli: they fucking suck
Jen: yes they do
Meli: they never want you taking their shit
Meli: and it's like you take shit from ppl too fuckerpeckerassholedickweed
Meli: oooh that's your stalker's new name
Meli: fuckerpeckerassholedickweed
Jen: I really want him to go away
Meli: yeah
Meli: me too
Jen: so I have less distractions
Meli: but of course dear this is life
Meli: and if it were easy it would be boring
Meli: and ppl would kill themselves far more easier
Meli: and it wouldn't be so overpopulated
Jen: I wonder how many pins I'll have to stick in the voodoo doll to make him go away
Meli: cuz all the ppl who would be alive would be the ppl who would commit suicide because life is too hard
Jen: you know, after I send a horse's head covered in suspicious white powder to Orca (what I call Oprah after I learned she bought exclusive rights to Xena and is going to deprive me of my reruns), perhaps I shall send one to everyone else I dont like.
Meli: oooh ooh
Meli: send one to india (an evil person, not the country) for me
Jen: LOL ok
Meli: you should be 1800horseheads
Jen: still havent seen that horsebeast around school
Meli: LMAO
Meli: Hi I'm Jen, the founder of 1800horseheads
Jen: LOL
Meli: I can make you any arrangement involving a horse's head
Jen: LOL!
Meli: Anthrax, dead fish, black roses even.
Jen: specializing in Mafia funerals
Meli: Send one to your enemies today!
Meli: You can also order conveniently over the phone and online!
Meli: 1800horseheads.com!
Jen: LOL
Meli: Remember, if it's not from 1800horseheads, it don't say "I WANT YOU DEAD!"
Jen: LMAO
Jen: LOL, I just saved this convo as "1800horseheads.htm"
Meli: LoL I JUST DID THE EXACT SAME THING
Meli: Then something told me NOT to call it 1800horseheads!!!!
Jen: So I called it Meli&Jennie LMAO
Jen: LOL
Meli: yes
Meli: because if he does
Meli: I'll have to
Meli: do things to your skins
Jen: if he does, I'll slit my wrists
Jen: LOL
Meli: gawdamn these greedy ppl on kazaa
Meli: they fucking suck
Jen: yes they do
Meli: they never want you taking their shit
Meli: and it's like you take shit from ppl too fuckerpeckerassholedickweed
Meli: oooh that's your stalker's new name
Meli: fuckerpeckerassholedickweed
Jen: I really want him to go away
Meli: yeah
Meli: me too
Jen: so I have less distractions
Meli: but of course dear this is life
Meli: and if it were easy it would be boring
Meli: and ppl would kill themselves far more easier
Meli: and it wouldn't be so overpopulated
Jen: I wonder how many pins I'll have to stick in the voodoo doll to make him go away
Meli: cuz all the ppl who would be alive would be the ppl who would commit suicide because life is too hard
Jen: you know, after I send a horse's head covered in suspicious white powder to Orca (what I call Oprah after I learned she bought exclusive rights to Xena and is going to deprive me of my reruns), perhaps I shall send one to everyone else I dont like.
Meli: oooh ooh
Meli: send one to india (an evil person, not the country) for me
Jen: LOL ok
Meli: you should be 1800horseheads
Jen: still havent seen that horsebeast around school
Meli: LMAO
Meli: Hi I'm Jen, the founder of 1800horseheads
Jen: LOL
Meli: I can make you any arrangement involving a horse's head
Jen: LOL!
Meli: Anthrax, dead fish, black roses even.
Jen: specializing in Mafia funerals
Meli: Send one to your enemies today!
Meli: You can also order conveniently over the phone and online!
Meli: 1800horseheads.com!
Jen: LOL
Meli: Remember, if it's not from 1800horseheads, it don't say "I WANT YOU DEAD!"
Jen: LMAO
Jen: LOL, I just saved this convo as "1800horseheads.htm"
Meli: LoL I JUST DID THE EXACT SAME THING
Meli: Then something told me NOT to call it 1800horseheads!!!!
Jen: So I called it Meli&Jennie LMAO
Jen: LOL
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