Vic: i start a quick game of nethack, go literally 3 steps before i get this: "A little dart shoots out. You are hit by a dart. The dart was poisoned. The poison was deadly..." game over :P
Gary: mahehe
Gary: -ma
Vic: lol! mahehe :P
Vic: and gary turns into a dolphin :P
Gary: LO
Gary: +L
Gary: dammi
Gary: +t dammit!
Gary: ROTFL!!!!
Gary: +!!!
Vic: LMFAO!!!!

The muffin tree said nothing as it was a tree and trees don't talk.

kill me now

It's April. In New Jersey. The normal temperature should hover somewhere in the 60s. Last week, it was in the 90s for 4 days, almost breaking 100 at one point. Today, it was 38 degrees. Tomorrow, the low will be in the 20s. There is a chance of wintry weather this week. People were SWIMMING in the lake by my house five days ago. WTF, I ask. WTF?

Poetry Analysis with Vic & Jen

Jen: i'm debating on whether or not to pay $300 to have my car's freon-based AC charged on a cooling system that I'm not even sure works right or works without draining the battery/wreaking other electrical havoc
Jen: who was that poet that wrote like a retard? Getrude Stein?
Vic: LOL
Vic: um, no idea
Jen: maybe I should write stupid babble and I too can be published, rich, and famous
Jen: and have a new car
Vic: emily dickinson sounded pretty retarded
Jen: LOL. but she was a fun psychotic
Jen: Getrude Stein wrote stuff that sounded like something a 4 year old would say
Vic: lol
Jen: I love my love with a v
Because it is like that
I love my love with a b
Because I am beside that
A king.
I love my love with an a
Because she is a queen
I love my love and a a is the best of them
Think well and be a king,
Think more and think again
I love my love with a dress and a hat
I love my love and not with this or with that
I love my love with a y because she is my bride
I love her with a d because she is my love beside
Thank you for being there
Nobody has to care
Thank you for being here
Because you are not there.
Vic: ....vbayd?
Jen: see what I mean?
Jen: you too can write nonsensical BS and be considered a great poet :P
Vic: OMG! LMAO!
Vic: that was gertrude stein?!?
Jen: LOL yes
Vic: LMAO!!!
Vic: WOW
Vic: i though you might have gotten that off some idiotic preteen's site
Jen: I remember sitting in AP English, reading one of her poems, and going, "This sucks.... my 3 year old cousin can TALK better than this."
Jen: THIS is an acclaimed poem
Jen: Do you really think I would yes I would and
I do love all you with all me.
Do you really think I could, yes I could
yes I would love all you with all me.
Do you really think I should yes I should
love all you with all me yes I should
yes I could yes I would.
Do you really think I do love all you
with all me yes I do love all you with all
me And bless my baby.
Jen: >,<
Vic: LMAO... i didn't know gertrude stein wrote r&b lyrics.
Jen: ROTFL