Meli: ACK it's the emporer
Meli: emporer????????????
Jen: LOL!!
Meli: emperor
Meli: HUR EMPORER HE who is the lord of all pores
Later...
Meli: UGH WHY IS NICOLE KIDMAN MOLESTING CHILDREN IN HER HOME?
Jen: LOL
Meli: omg she's like fucking a teenage boy who has a crush on her
Meli: i'm watching To Die For from like the middle and shit
Jen: let me know if it's worth wathcing
Jen: wathcing??
Meli: i'll let you know if it's worth it
Meli: as soon as you telling me what 'wathcing' is
Meli: perhaps the emporer knows

Clowns

Jen: hmm.... i wonder if i should have a birthday party this year
Gary: no clowns :P
Jen: LOL no... the only good clown is a dead clown
Gary: LOL
Gary: you could have a game along the lines of 'kill the clown'
Jen: LMAO
Gary: it'd be like pin the tail on the donkey...just instead of the donkey..it'd be a clown..and instead of the tail and pin..it'd be a steak knife...or blow torch..or chain saw...or scm (surface to clown missile)
Jen: LOL!!
Jen: I wonder if the Department of Defense knows about SCM's
Gary: LOL!!
Gary: I hear they're only secretly produced by the ringling brothers, so probably not
Jen: Maybe they smuggle them into the country inside the elephants
Gary: LOL
Jen: OMG
Jen: what if ringling brothers are the REAL terrorists?
Gary: LOL!!
Jen: wait, they're only killing clowns... so that's ok
Gary: yah, those painted on sad faces aren't fooling anyone :P
Jen: LOL
Jen: this soooo needs to be blogged
Gary: LOL :P

Drunk

Jen: i want to die
Jen: or get more alcohol at least... ugh i feel so blah
Gary: i wouldn't mind a drink right about now
Jen: bacardi silver is so yum
Gary: hehe
Jen: LOL... did the word "arugla" ever strike you as funny?
Gary: hrm..i could really go for something alcoholey right now
Gary: guessin you're drunk now ;P
Jen: LOL maybe just a litttttle
Jen: i'm not really drunk until i lose the power to spell