(Jen describes the abdominal "shooting" pains she's having as a comet)
Jen: >.<
Jen: the comet just passed
Gary: maybe it wants to be named
Jen: hale-bopp?
Gary: LOL
Jen: LOL Hale-Bopp, the gastrointestinal comet of death
Gary: LOL!!
Gary: I forgot all about hale bopp and that cult deal a few years back
Jen: LOL Heaven's Gate
Jen: those crazy fuckers
Gary: what an awful name for their comet too...
Gary: they might as well have named it 'mr. fuzzy'
Jen: LOL
Jen: or "MMM-Bop"
Gary: LOL!
Jen: LOL what if it was a singing comet?
Jen: everytime it passes by...
Jen: "MMM BOP BOP BOP DO WOP DIBBY WOP WOP DOO WOP"
Gary: LOL..groan... a good 500 people would die...either from hating the song itself, or from going into a homicidal rage at hearing it.
Jen: LOL
Jen: LOL OW my stomach oh god
Gary: awww
Gary: you've angered the comet
Jen: LOL

Gary: rarr
Jen: i hate my computer
Jen: also, my room smells like hot dogs
Jen: and I havent had hot dogs in a looooong time
Gary: LOL!!
Gary: grrreat
Jen: christ of all things to smell like, why did my room pick hot dogs??
Gary: LOL!!!
Jen: it smells like the garlicky Nathan's kind, too, not Oscar Mayer or something of that nature
Jen: It's very sad that I can identify hot dog brands by smell
Gary: LOL!!
Gary: What an awful awful super power
Jen: LOL!!!!!
Jen: oh christ
Jen: what if that's my true calling in life?
Jen: Hot Dog Sniffer
Gary: ROFL!!!!
Gary: wooooooooooow
Jen: LOL wow

Vic and Jen mocking that stupid Yoplait commercial
Jen: "Satan: He is SOOO good"
Vic: "He's 'I just had my left testicle bit off by a pit bull' good"

What happens when Charlton Heston talks to Ronald Reagan
(I *heart* O&A and Foundry Music)

::jen watches TV while talking to Mark::
Jen: WTF!
Jen: since when do they allow rape scenes on broadcast TV????
Jen: wow
Jen: ohoh, did you see i redid my site yet again?
Mark: *rolls eyes*
Mark: i don't know how rape scenes remind you of your website but hey
Mark: *shrug*
Jen: LOL! so wrong

Finally, a job that I could & would LOVE to do:
Wanted: Professional Hermit for Cave-Dwelling Duty