Why Jen Sucks At Dating
Jen: ok so then i'm sitting in psych class...
Jen: now our classroom is right near the courtyard so i glance out the window and notice some guys from my law class standing there..
Jen: then i see what looked like some police academy recruits there...
Mark: ... and the deer from Rt. 22!
Jen: then in the fucking middle of them is a Marine in dress blues and I'm like WTF.... why are all the cast members of my orgy fantasy standing outside my classroom?...
Jen: so apparently the Marines are on campus recruiting today :-)
Mark: :-)
Mark: are ya gonna go slut it up?
Jen: lol
Jen: nah
Jen: I'm not dressed to
Jen: i have on old faded frayed jeans and a big black hooded sweatshirt
Mark: i didnt want to type that at first but once i started i had to finish
Mark: "hey big boy... feel like aiming high, hmm?"
Mark: "ma'am, we're marines... thats the air force."
Mark: "whatever"
Jen: LOL!
Mark: "we're looking for a few good men..."
Mark: "really? me too... and i think i found them. rowr."
Jen: LOL
Mark: "ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to back away and stop swiping the free stickers."
Mark: "damn."
Jen: LOL

This was actually supposed to be posted yesterday...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Gary, happy birthday to you!!

Now can we get drunk?

Nonsensical Ravings of Two Lunatics

Meli: yes pinky
Jen: LOL
Jen: GNARF!
Meli: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meli: Jen not even trying hard
Jen: LOL!!
Meli: then we will take over the world!
Jen: LOL yes
Jen: god i have the sudden urge to watch George of the Jungle
Meli: mmmmmmmmmmmmm YES WAITER
Meli: I'll take the after shower scene with a side of George not even trying hard
Jen: LOL!!!!
Jen: that is SO going on your tombstone
Meli: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Meli: Only you could make George of the Jungle a sacred movie amongst our people
Jen: LOL!!!
Jen: "George of the Jungle" and "Sacred Movie" dont belong in the same sentence! LOL!
Meli: PRECISELY!

Technology Love
Jen: LOL... is it wrong that I greeted my computer tonight by stroking it lovingly and whispering, "hey baby"?
Gary: LOL...I do that with my car.. A lot in the beginning..now I just surprise it on anniverseries

Mark: SHOVEL JUSTICE!!
Jen: LOL
Jen: Love me some shovel :-D
Mark: LOL
Mark: i love when you talk like that
Mark: i dont know why
Jen: LOL thanks i think
Mark: but i picture a drunk muppet
Mark: like cookie monster with a bottle of malt liquor
Jen: LMAO
Mark: "LAA LAA LAA, LOVE ME SOME COOKIE, LA LA L-"[passes out]

Vic: fox news story:
Vic: apparently, there's a new dating service called "Thera-Date" where therapists can match patients with their perfect matches... it's only for people in therapy.
Jen: woooow
Vic: because there's nothing sexier than damaged goods. lol.
Jen: LOL!!

Jen: ooh... i got junk mail from Kelly Clarkson (the winner of "American Idol")... she wants to make my dick bigger
Vic: LMFAO!
Vic: BLOG THAT!

Vic: i'm still on that boy scout merit badge page...
Gary: lol
Vic: and clearly i'm getting tired...
Vic: because for a second, i could have sworn there was a merit badge for fisting
Gary: *spits up his soda*
Gary: ROFL!!!
Gary: Pantomime ONE of the following: An adult male fisting another male lubed with crisco....