Gary and Jen on Christmas
Gary: Happy Winter
Jen: Happy Festivus
Jen: whee... it's snowing here
Gary: really?
Gary: i'm too lazy to look out the window
Jen: LOL
Jen: *checks email*... oh... RimJob1779 is wishing me a horny christmas
Gary: ROFL!!!
Gary: The RimJob..he's so nice
Jen: LOL

Vic: *gets out the valium and wine*
Jen: LOL
Jen: why do most of my dates start like that?

Gary: whassup?
Vic: jen and i are playing with our webcams and talking about boys.
Gary: are you sipping over nescafe?
Vic: water here, and i have no idea what jen's having but it's probably as close to 200 proof as she can afford
Gary: LOL

Jen: Ed Norton is my new secret boyfriend
Jen: http://www.chesapeake.net/patpress/patpress%20images/amhistx.gif
Jen: he calls me 'reichsfuhrer' when we're in bed ::grin::
Vic: it just rolls off the tongue
Jen: LOL
Jen: "oh reichsfuhrer"
Vic: i think i'll take the pecs and everything below the waist
Vic: and the shirt, just for the hell of it
Jen: LOL what do you think this is, a buffet?
Vic: yes.
Jen: LOL

A continuation of the last post... Compare this with this... maybe the Disney Corp. is the continuation of the Third Reich after all.

How To Fuck Up A Serious Discussion In Under 30 Seconds

(Mark and Jen discuss the sinking of the German battleship Bismarck during WWII)
Mark: i wonder if one day, we'll all realize we can be doing better things than killing each other
Jen: never
Jen: humans are animals
Jen: fighting for power and control
Mark: yea
Jen: it will never end
Mark: but i've never seen a pack of giraffes run around blowing each other up
Jen: no
Jen: but you've seen zebras taken out by lions
Jen: the food chain
Jen: like germany invading poland
Mark: yes
Mark: lol
Jen: strong prey on the weak
Mark: Poles = zebras
Jen: LOL
Mark: i'll never think of Polacks the same way again
Jen: LOL a Polish zebra
Mark: dumb, AND striped
Mark: :-P
Jen: LOL!!!!
Mark: now if you can go paint swastikas on the lions...
Jen: LOL wow
Jen: LOL... figures a serious conversation about history and philosophy would be reduced to discussions of Nazi lions by us
Jen: maybe HITLER was really the king of the jungle
Mark: :-P
Mark: Herr Lion King
Mark: HEIL DISNEY!! *salutes*
Jen: fuck Simba.... Hitler was teaching lions to goosestep long before he was around
Jen: LOL
Mark: :-)
Mark: LOL
Mark: Dave Letterman: "Our guest tonight, Reichsfuhrer Jen, is a criminal specialist in the field of war criminals. She is here tonight to discuss her new book, Nazi Lions and Desert Foxes, a look at the sheer silliness of World War Two"
Jen: LOL!!!!

From an e-mail my friend Mark sent me:

Report: Boston Archdiocese prepares for bankruptcy
BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- Two lawyers negotiating on behalf of alleged clergy sexual abuse victims said they will walk away from settlement talks unless the Boston Archdiocese assures them it does not plan to file for bankruptcy.

from hobokencafe.com:
Well glory be...all them bumperstickers will have to be changed from: Jesus Saves. to: Jesus Overspent. In true budgetary cutback times: Miracles performed will be reduced by 75%. The aformentioned coming of the Lord will be done by tele-conference and The Holy Spirit will work part time at Disney World on the Haunted Log Flume
Ride.