Melissa on Telenovelas
Meli: and wouldn't it be about a bitch that the apocolypse came just before the last episode of several novelas?
Meli: so many angry hispanic souls roaming the plains
Meli: and yours
Vic: ROTFL!!!

Jen: man it is freaking COLD
Gary: yah, it's really brr..they had to come in and fix (again) the heat in the office.. there was like something wrong in the ceiling..and the sprinklers are frozen over...so if there's a fire..we're all going to die..
Jen: lol great
Gary: the pipes are going to burst..and flood the place..so if we don't burn to death, we will all drown
Jen: ahhh, that's my little Gary Sunshine
Gary: LOL!!

Vic: molly ringwald in cabaret... first it was john stamos, now it's molly
Jen: LOL yay
Vic: is cabaret the large intestines of broadway or something?
Jen: ROTFL!!!!
Jen: oh christ... having chest pains

Vic: *visits the state sex offender registry for shits and giggles*
Jen: LOL, i did that too
Vic: yay. 41 matches... why couldn't they sort them by city
Vic: and it would be nice to sort by crime.
Vic: "ACCOSTED TEENAGE GIRL WALKING ALONE. FORCED HER INTO HIS CAR. USED KNIFE AND THREATS. "
Jen: lovely
Jen: lol. 10 offenders in my county
Vic: :P
Vic: oh, look. one with my birthday
Jen: LOL
Vic: not the same year, though
Vic: "BEFRIENDS YOUNG GIRLS IN NEIGHBORHOOD. LURES THEM INTO HIS GARAGE "
Jen: we sound like we're talking about trading cards
Vic: LOL!
Vic: OMG! what a great idea for a sick game!
Jen: LOL!!
Jen: NJ SEX OFFENDERS- gotta catch 'em all!
Vic: LOL
Vic: I play the "Hard Liquor" card on my Level 3 Rapist, which powers up all assaults against females under 30, but prevents me from playing the "Cool Car" card.
Jen: ROTFL!!!
Jen: oh god now i have to blog this
Vic: LOL :-)
Jen: as soon as i finish vomiting with glee
Vic: LOL! whoo!