Jen: [Link to picture on IMDB]
Vic: ooooh
Jen: there should be a stipulation in his contract that he is only allowed to be photographed topless.
Vic: lol
Vic: and one that i get to lick his nipples every time he is. :P
Jen: LOL
Vic: i'm just saying
Jen: dammit, what do *I* get to lick, then?
Vic: ROFL
Jen: don't answer that.

Jen: lol. let's start our own company
Vic: ok, i'll be a 'ho... you can be my pimp... i'll totally rake in a quarter or two.

Via a text message:

Jen: So I'm browsing Target's website looking at Halloween costumes, and I notice their sizing thing says plus sizes go UP TO a Size 12. On what planet do plus sizes END at Size 12?

Meli: On Planet Anorexia in the Skeletal Star System.