Larry: Hi :)
Vic: jowdy
Larry: Jowdy!
Vic: er, howdy
Larry: Jup, yo? :)

Jen: WTF??
Vic: ?
Jen: I just got a private message on my blog service from some random person:
Jen: hi jen, i know it might be ancient but i just have to say cinema paradiso always make me realise how important children are and how they can bring out so much in us..
Vic: ooook
Jen: oh wait
Jen: it's entitled "wake up call films"
Jen: or rather, that's the subject line
Jen: I get this...
Jen: this is another random fuck who sees me calling myself childfree and thinks he can convert me
Vic: :P
Vic: then i'd say they can bring out heartburn if not broiled at a hot enough temperature
Jen: LOL!

Five fabulous men I've chatted with online and hope to never run into in person:

• the graduate student who asked mid-chat, "A 'misogynist'? What's that?"
  
• the 48 year old man who-- 90 seconds after introducing himself-- wanted to meet in person to cuddle.
• the foot fetishist "in a monogamous relationship" who wanted to know how big my penis is.
• the guy who called me an asshole after I explained to him that I don't hook up with people I met online.
• the married bisexual who didn't think sleeping with men was cheating on his wife since the genders were different.

Vic: he lives
Gary: possibly
Vic: they don't have aim in the afterlife, silly (windows licensing issues)
Gary: LOL no wonder communications go way down once folks are dead
Gary: i don't suppose there are computers in heaven either
Vic: they do have internet access, but it's one cable node for the entire place, so it's reeeeeeally slow
Gary: LOL pff.. paradise schmaradise
Vic: well, they have lube fountains to compensate
Gary: God: Let there be lube fountains!
Vic: Pretty much. And then, hark! The hairy angels sang!
Gary: lol