Gary: filtered water is the best thing since sliced water
Gary: err....bread

Jen: there's this banging noise coming from right outside the balcony door...
Jen: first conclusion i reach is that serial killers (that obviously double as ninjas, or how else would they get to the 7th floor from outside?) are trying to break the door down to come in and rape and kill me
Jen: nevermind the strong wind banging the aluminum shovel against the side of the balcony
Vic: lol
Vic: the juxtaposition of ninjas and rape is hard to wrap my mind around
Jen: LOL.
Vic: they move so fast and silently you can't even tell you've been violated until it's too late... "what's that breeze?" whooosh... :P
Jen: LOL!!! how horrible