It's chocolaty hazelnut spread... How can I resist?

Rob: You and that damn Nutella

Rob: "Where is Vic?"

Rob: "Rehab."

Rob: "Drugs?"

Rob: "Lord, no!"

Rob: "Alcohol?"

Rob: "Of course not!"

Rob: "Broken leg?"

Rob: "Nutella"

Rob: "Beg pardon?"

Rob: "He was on the kitchen floor last night, eating it with his hands. He broke down weeping"

Rob: "I had to do something with him, he was crying out for help"

Rob: "Help in what?"

Rob: "The jar ran out and the stores were closed."