Thursday, April 16, 2009

Rob: Yes, this is why I need nap time
Rob: Bob Ross and his happy little trees, and nap time
Rob: ~sighs~ it is about half as good as naptime with Vic :-*
Vic: :-)
Rob: Bob Ross doesn't spoon as well though
Vic: I can't wait to nap with you this weekend.
Rob: meeee tooo
Rob: :-D
Vic: Bob Ross spooning is a scary image.
Rob: Um yes
Rob: "Oh, that's just my happy little cock. It's just there, in its own little world."
Vic: ROTFL!
Rob: Yeah, ew, I even grossed myself out with that all time low
Vic: ROTFL.
Rob: He could read me a bedtime story if he wants, from like, the other side of the room

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Paul: Also, I love Gordon Ramsay
Vic: Why?
Vic: What's he doing now!??
Paul: being awesome?
Vic: so the usual
Paul: haha yeah :)
Paul: He's kinda sexy. Kinda.
Vic: I like the hair
Paul: Bet he'd be a big queeny bottom in bed though XD
Vic: ROTFL! *imagines him talking during sex*
Paul: IN THE BIN
Paul: IN THE BIN
Paul: ITS CRAP
Vic: ROTFL!!!
Paul: *cackles*

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Mike: Would you please stop talking? I need to get some sleep. It's already midnight.
Jen: No, it's not.
*looks at clock, which is displaying 12:00*
Jen: ...fucking clock, spreading lies.