Rob: Mercifully, she removed the cackle from her opening credits
Rob: (Rachael Ray)
Rob: "I wanted to start with a ladies issue."
Vic: lol
Rob: "I queefed last night while my husband was fucking me."
Rob: ROTFL!!!!
Vic: *dies*
Rob: "Ooops, I can't say that on TV"

Vic: banquet sweet and sour chicken...
Vic: tasty, but it's basically rice, four chicken nuggets, and sweet and sour sauce.
Rob: Pretty much
Vic: No, I mean that literally.
Rob: I know
Rob: I used to eat them
Vic: It was the same shape as the chicken nuggets. lol
Rob: Once I got five chicken nuggets. That was a day for rejoicing, let me tell you!
Vic: ROTFL