While watching a DVRed episode of The Martha Stewart Show on Maker Faire:

A disinterested Martha talking to Latina girls about a bike they modified into a giant "Girlzilla": "So you're the designated driver?"

Girl: "Yeah."

Rob, talking for Martha: "You know, Brown Girls, we have something in common. I went to jail, too!"

[Vic dies laughing.]

Later...

Martha, still bored, but trying hard to comment on the EggBot: "It looks really complicated."

The inventor: "It's really not."

Vic: "Math: It works, bitches!"