Jen: I miss having Marines at the ready ... I'm going to kidnap a few from Fleet Week.

Meli: It's not like your basement is doing anything else, it might as well house a few pets.

While watching the 25th Anniversary Concert of Les Miserables on PBS:

Vic: "You said Lea Salonga was in this? Is she Fantine? This Fantine is Asian..."
Rob: "Honey, that actress isn't Asian."
Rob [taking a closer look]: "No, that's just some Hawaiian girl."

[Fantine dies and a pledge break begins]
Announcer: "And that was Lea Salonga in the role of Fantine."