Vic: LOL.... i'm sooo weird....
Jen: LOL! REALLY!?!? Get CNN on the phone!
Vic: ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Vic: ::convulses::
Jen: LOL!!

Vic: guess what's David Duchovny's secret passion.
Jen: Jerking off in my name?
Vic: LOL!!!
Jen: :-)
Vic: growing cantalopes
Jen: O.O
Jen: ::blinks::
Vic: this is straight out of his mouth btw
Jen: ::doesn't share the dirty thought that just came to her mind::
Vic: LOL... go ahead. i probably had it too
Jen: cantalopes... sure, that's what he says... but it's really a metaphor for my breasts :P
Vic: lol :-)

Jen: ::discussing a hot guy in her class:: the only reason I want him is to screw him. Well, either that, or I'd keep him in a glass cage where I could stare at him naked all day. I don't want a relationship with him, though.
Vic: ::shakes head:: who needs to relate to people normally? not you, apparently. :P

Just in case any of you doubted my tendency to be weird as well as psychotic... according to Jung-Myers-Briggs personality typology test, I have the same personality type as everyone's favorite serial killer, Hannibal Lecter (that being INTJ).

whoo... I love angelina jolie.... she was quoted saying this to a magazine.... "At the end of the day I really like women. I'd love it if the girls in the cinema watching Lara Croft find me just as hot as their boyfriends do."

Dear Rob Tapert and Sam Raimi,
Hi. I'm coming to get you. SIX YEARS worth of MY saturday nights, and this is what I get in return? You must be kidding me. Xena and Gabs deserved more than that. Yeah, I cried. I cried because I'm goddamn sad that one of the two shows that I actually turn on the tv for is ending. But I'm even more sad because of what you did. And the giant creepy fucking face coming through the glass? Let's not even discuss that, or the whip of fire, or the fucking decapitation fetish. Goddammit... thank you for ruining everything.
Screw you all,
Jen

Jen: Vic was making fun of me because I think the Sprint PCS guy is sorta hot.
Gary: LOL...he's not hot
Jen: sorta!!
Gary: he's eerie
Jen: I like his eyes.... I like them so much I want to put them in a jar for safekeeping...
Gary: LOL
Gary: how....romantic

And I thought I had too much time on my hands.

From the Emotion Eric website.

Gary: wow...what do all the bugs think when there's a huge storm?
Jen: "Oh, fuck!" comes to mind
Gary: hehe...i mean..we go indoors...but if there's a flying bug buzzing about...and it just starts pooring super heavy like it did the other night in that thunderstorm....they go from happy buzzing to smack on the ground.
Jen: that must suck
Jen: I wonder what it's like to get stepped on by a huge shoe
Jen: LOL.... did I just say that?
Gary: LOL...yes...I think you did
Jen: ROTFL.... and I wonder what it's like to fly into a bug zapper
Gary: Sigh...another boring day...buzzing around..nothing to do....annoy this guy...fly up that girl's nose...oh...what's this...a light...a beautiful light...a light like no other... I must see it..I must feel it...I must...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Jen: LOL..... what about the goddamn moths that consistently fly into my windshield at night? I wonder what they think right before they go splat?
Gary: LOL... "The light...it's finally coming -to- me...! closer....Closer...CLOSER...! *splat*
Jen: I have a fucking moth graveyard on my windshield
Gary: Classy. :-)

"The first step is accepting that you have a problem..."

Vic: would you rather hold a drinking party or an orgy?
Jen: orgy
Jen: I usually prefer drinking by myself
Vic: LOL.... just like a real alcoholic
Jen: LOL!!! SHUT UP!!

Gary: ::attaches a cone to your head::
Vic: lol. thanks
Gary: lol...you have the choice of ice cream, dunce, and traffic cones
Vic: what are you attaching the cone with?
Gary: crazy glue of course
Vic: can it be a plastic representation of an ice cream cone?
Gary: oh, of course, I had that in mind, there's no point in crazy glueing a real ice cream cone on if it just crumbles away after a day or two.
Vic: ok, i'll take that..... it'll be the least awkward during sex.... i mean, do i really want a gigantic orange traffic cone slamming into my headboard?
Gary: ROFL!!!!
Vic: an ice cream cone is small and discrete :P
Gary: yes, the diminutive ice cream cone attached to your head would be much better

Vic: lol.... wouldn't it be terrible if people had blowholes at the top of their heads that would start whistling whenever they got horny?
Gary: great...you've incapacitated me
Vic: LOL! yay!
Vic: and as a person got hornier, it would get louder and more intense
Vic: kind of like a teakettle
Gary: rofl!!

I can dream, can't I?

hmm... we need to plan a VGJ day to see Evolution. It's only going to be around for so long. Plus, we haven't hung out since March. ::pouts and whines:: :P

::sneaks up from behind and pushes you off the high horse, just for shits and giggles::

1. EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. ::gets on his high horse:: Well, then I wouldn't take it. It's not like things are any easier for straight people, not to mention the fact that, well, I LIKE being gay.

You'll probably go straight. Ah yes, the wet dream of Pat Robertson and Christian Coalition members everywhere.... a pill that could turn gay people straight. :P

Out of curiousity, what would happen if I took Jentos?

See two blogs below this one for the explanation.

Jen: I was just randomly IMed by "DrGetItWet"
Gary: too bad you can't instantly change your name to "NurseCutItOff"